Hmm. . .what could I do with this? Oh, I KNOW!! I'm sure that I utter "What have you found?" to Whitney at least 10 times a day. Thank goodness she was holding the grater the wrong way as she licked it. Shredded tongue anyone?? MMM. Good stuff.
Woah. One time, a few years ago, Emma grabbed something from the side of the bathtub and put it in her mouth...something...something with a handle...shaped kind of like, I don't know, a sucker?...no, no, not a sucker.
A razor.
The blood. The horror. (Who is that girl's mother??!?!)
Jooj found the grater attachment for the Bosch today. Crisis averted. I gave her mini marshmallows while I distracted her from the other sharp things in the cabinet.
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Woah. One time, a few years ago, Emma grabbed something from the side of the bathtub and put it in her mouth...something...something with a handle...shaped kind of like, I don't know, a sucker?...no, no, not a sucker.
A razor.
The blood. The horror.
(Who is that girl's mother??!?!)
Jooj found the grater attachment for the Bosch today. Crisis averted. I gave her mini marshmallows while I distracted her from the other sharp things in the cabinet.
Gives me the chills.
Maybe someday you can take her binkie to the shredder when it's time to wean her from it.
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